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What is the Nun Report?

The Nun Report is a research library for onchain crypto tokens. Think of it as a newsroom + forensics lab that runs 24/7: it spots new tokens the moment credible people start talking about them, investigates the contract and the wallets behind them, and publishes a clean "dossier" on each one.

It exists to answer one question fast: "Is this token interesting, or is it a trap?"

The core idea: a pipeline from rumour to market​

Every token the Nun Report tracks moves through three stages, left to right:

Watching  ───▶  Audited  ───▶  Live
(a rumour)      (has a          (trading on
                contract)        the market)
  • Watching: Someone credible mentioned a project on X (Twitter), but it has no token you can buy yet. It's on the radar.
  • Audited: A token contract has appeared and been X-rayed: the code, the wallet that launched it, and the early holders.
  • Live: The token now has real liquidity and is trading. You could actually buy it, so this is where the risk (and the data) matters most.

You'll see these three stages as three columns on the main screen. A token can move from column to column in real time, and you'll get a little notification when it does.

What makes it different​

Most tools show you a price chart. The Nun Report shows you the story behind the token:

  • Who launched it and whether that wallet has a history of rug-pulls.
  • What the contract can do: can the team print more tokens, freeze your wallet, or charge secret fees?
  • Who really owns it: is the supply quietly held by a coordinated group of insider wallets ("a cabal") who plan to dump on you?
  • Whether the volume is real or faked by bots to look exciting.
  • Which credible accounts are paying attention, and how.

All of that is rolled into plain-English red flags and a single Stalker Score so you don't need to be a developer to read it.

What it means for you

You don't have to trust the Nun Report's conclusions; it hands you the evidence (links to the block explorer, the chart, the wallets) so you can verify everything yourself. It's a head start on doing your own research, not a signal to blindly buy.

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